Contemporary Latin Phrases

"Domino vobiscum."
(The pizza guy is here.)

"Sharpei diem."
(Sieze the wrinkled dog.)

"Sic semper tyrannus."
(Your dinosaur is ill.)

"No Quid Pro Quo."
(I'm Sorry, We're All Out of Quid.)

"Cavaet humanus sic tofu burritus e toga."
(Beware of the man with a tofu burrito in his toga.)

"Veni, Vidi, Velcro"
(I came; I saw; I stuck around.)

"Revelare Pecunia!"
(Show Me The Money!)

"E pluribus septum"
(Multiple nose piercings)

"Sic transit gloria mundi"
(Gloria got sick on the bus Monday)

"Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus"
(Remove foil before microwaving.)

"Il guyus nissanem iste ickye"
(That Nissan guy gives me the creeps.)

"Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi forevercus"
(Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.)

"Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus"
(It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer)