Truer Words Never Spoken

THE MINISTER'S EXPLANATION OF WHY HE LEFT HIS LAST CHURCH.
"The flock detested me, and I grew weary of them." (Zechariah 11:8 NIV)

WHAT I DID LAST SUNDAY MORNING DURING THE PASTOR'S SERMON.
"Then I heard him speaking, and as I listened to him, I fell into a deep sleep, my face to the ground." (Daniel 10:9 NIV)

WHAT HAPPENS EACH WEEK IN THE CRECHE.
"Listen, I tell you a mystery: We will not all sleep, but we will all be changed." (1 Corinthians 15:51 NIV)

THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT OF THE HEAD DEACON.
"In one month I got rid of the three shepherds." Zechariah 11:8 NIV

THE MINISTER TALKING TO HIS WIFE AFTER THE DEACON'S MEETING IN WHICH HE ASKED FOR A SALARY INCREASE.
"I told them, ‘If you think it best, give me my pay; but if not, keep it.' So they paid me thirty pieces of silver." (Zechariah 11:12 NIV)